Things stressed people say at work:

1. Okay, okay! I take it back! Unfuck you!
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office, it's Hell with florescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap i cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and sensless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for thirty years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress in when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off! Your'e standing in my aura!
17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.